Oh my goodness! I'm so damned popular!!! I have lots and lots of friends who call me at home on my brand new phone number!!!
One new friend was named Eric and he was from ADT. He called to offer to help me protect my home from criminals, if I was willing to pay him a little something. That was really nice of him, huh?
I also just got off the phone with a lovely woman named Monica from something called Eco Water or something like that. Even though we'd just met, she offered to come to my new home and test my water for all kinds of bad things that might be in it if I was willing to pay her a little something. I mean … How nice is that, huh?
I just have to say, it is so NICE to be welcomed to the neighborhood by new friends in this way!!!
All of these calls from all of these nice people made me realize that I need to reach out to friends as well so I fired up my broadband connection and sent off a message to my old firends at the National Do Not Call Registry. I LOVE friends like those guys!!!