It is the last period of the day. I'm in the big building with lots of books by myself and Summer's Eve (aka: Douche Bag) is here. Fortunately, he's here by himself so, naturally, he's being meek and quiet and reserved. For some reason, the biggest douche bags always are meek when they don't have a huge posse of douche bag lovers following them around. Whatever … You're still a pimply faced doughy douche bag and from now on, you will be known to me as Summer's Eve … Yes … Summer's Eve … Because you are so FRESH!!!